snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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sixpenceee:

forgottenxremains:

queenelsaofarenderp:

sixpenceee:

THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

This was no joke, sweet dreams

ORIGINAL VIDEO 

NOPE BYE

HOLY SWEET JESUS YOU CAN HEAR THE CRIES OF THE PITIFUL SOULS FROM HELL

DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

I’ve done my part.

So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

randomguy2015:

mikeyisacunt:

bent-duck:

sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

Every time I see this pic I’m in shock that people like this ACTUALLY EXIST

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

heliolisk:

when people you dont care about talk shit and then expect you to care
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movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

classybutdirty:

 

classybutdirty:

 

I’m a diva, best believe when you see her, she gettin’ paid.

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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ohhmaiko:

LOOL!! zeromelatonin

drunknight:

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drunknight:

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